CBS Studios International and Chinese Streaming Platform IQIYI announced licensing agreement for "The Late Late Show with James Corden"

11.14.2018

CBS STUDIOS INTERNATIONAL AND CHINESE STREAMING PLATFORM IQIYI ANNOUNCE LICENSING AGREEMENT FOR “THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN” 

LOS ANGELES and BEIJING – Nov. 14, 2018 – CBS Studios International and one of China’s largest streaming platforms, iQIYI, today announced an exclusive licensing agreement for THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN. This is the first time the series will be available in China, with current and past episodes available on demand.

Since launching with James Corden in March 2015, THE LATE LATE SHOW has become one of the most talked about shows on television. A-listers who have appeared on the show include Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Arnold Schwarzenegger, David Beckham, Julia Roberts, George Clooney and Will Ferrell. THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN currently has 475 clips on YouTube with more than one million views each, resulting in more than five billion overall views and over 16 million subscribers for the show’s YouTube channel.

In addition, the show’s Carpool Karaoke segment is the most social hit ever on U.S. late night television, with over 1.95 billion views on YouTube since its inception only a year ago. Carpool Karaoke has quickly become known for attracting the world’s biggest stars including Adele and Justin Bieber, whose segments are currently the #1 and #2 most watched late night clips on YouTube, along with Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, Stevie Wonder, Gwen Stefani, Elton John and One Direction.

“It’s exciting to join forces with iQIYI to bring the supreme talent of James Corden and the star power of his guests to Chinese audiences,” said Armando Nuñez, President and CEO, CBS Global Distribution Group. “Mobile viewing dominates iQIYI’s subscriber base, making it the perfect platform for THE LATE LATE SHOW’s inventive content and viral moments.”

“We are more than delighted to bring THE LATE LATE SHOW to our platform,” said an iQIYI spokeperson. “We believe the one and only James Corden will also be well recognized by millions of Chinese audiences. iQIYI is always seeking to provide premium entertainment programming to our users. We want to collaborate and partner with CBS Studios International as it is one of the leading international content providers.”

“We are so honored and excited that our show is now available in China. We hope people enjoy watching it as much as we enjoy making it,” said Ben Winston and Rob Crabbe, executive producers, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN.

THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN is produced by CBS Television Studios, with Fulwell 73. Ben Winston and Rob Crabbe serve as executive producers. The series is distributed worldwide by CBS Studios International.

About CBS Studios International

CBS Studios International is the leading supplier of programming to the international television marketplace, licensing to more than 200 markets in more than 60 languages across multiple media platforms. The division distributes programming from CBS Television Studios created for the CBS Television Network, The CW, CBS All Access and other platforms, as well as content from CBS Television Distribution, Showtime Networks, CBS News, CBS Films and a library of more than 70,000 hours of programming. The Studio participates in a number of international channel ventures, including owning and operating Network 10 Australia and also exports a diverse line-up of formats for local production. CBS Studios International has 13 offices around the world, including its base in Los Angeles and EMEA headquarters in Amsterdam. CBS Studios International is a division of CBS Corporation.

About iQIYI, Inc.

iQIYI, Inc. (NASDAQ:IQ) (“iQIYI” or the “Company”) is an innovative market-leading online entertainment service in China. Since its launch in April 2010, iQIYI’s corporate DNA has combined creative talent with technology, fostering an environment for continuous innovation and the production of blockbuster content. iQIYI’s platform features highly popular original content, as well as a comprehensive library of other professionally-produced content, partner-generated content and user-generated content. The Company distinguishes itself in the online entertainment industry by its leading technology platform powered by advanced AI, big data analytics and other core proprietary technologies. iQIYI attracts a massive user base with tremendous user engagement, and has developed a diversified monetization model including membership services, online advertising services, content distribution, live broadcasting, online games, IP licensing, online literature and e-commerce etc. For more information on iQIYI, please visit http://ir.iqiyi.com.

CBS Ratings November

11.13.2018

CBS GAME SHOWS POPPED LAST WEEK

“LET’S MAKE A DEAL” AND “THE PRICE IS RIGHT”

POST HIGHS

For the week ending Nov. 9, LET’S MAKE A DEAL (one) and THE PRICE IS RIGHT (one and two) posted nearly four-month ratings highs, including:

LET’S MAKE A DEAL (one) attracted 2.82 million viewers, THE PRICE IS RIGHT (one) attracted an average of 4.39 million viewers, and THE PRICE IS RIGHT (two) scored an average of 5.05 million viewers – all three shows’ largest audience since the week ending July 27. Additionally, LET’S MAKE A DEAL (two) posted its largest audience (3.21 million) since the week ending Sept. 21.

Source: Nielsen, Live plus Same Day Ratings for the week ending Nov. 9, 2018.

11.14.2018

LAST WEEK “THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT” BEAT “THE TONIGHT SHOW” FOR FIRST TIME (LIVE + SAME DAY) IN KEY ADULTS 18-49 DEMO

“THE LATE SHOW” ALSO WON LAST WEEK IN L+3

BY ALMOST 1.4 MILLION VIEWERS

Last week THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT won the live plus same day adults 18-49 demo race for the first time (0.5 versus 0.4), and overtook “The Tonight Show” season-to-date in viewers in the demo. Using a rolling live plus 3-day to live plus 7-day season average of actual adult 18-49 viewers, THE LATE SHOW leads “Tonight” 703,000 viewers in adults 18-49 versus 678,000. (Source: Nielsen NPower)

Additionally, THE LATE SHOW delivered 3.74 million viewers and 0.6 in adults 18-49 for the week ending Nov. 9, according to Nielsen live plus 3-day ratings. THE LATE SHOW added +620,000 viewers (from 3.12m) and +0.1 in adults 18-49 (from 0.5) in live plus three-day lift from live plus same day ratings. Last week, THE LATE SHOW posted season-best live plus 3-day adults 18-49 ratings and has delivered more than 3.5 million viewers with 3-day lift every first-run week this season.

With 3-day lift, THE LATE SHOW improved its advantage over “Tonight” in viewers to +1.34 million (vs. 2.40m) after leading by +890,000 with same day viewers (vs. 2.23m). THE LATE SHOW also maintained its +0.1 lead over “Tonight” in adults 18-49 (0.6 vs. 0.5). With 3-day ratings, THE LATE SHOW also beat a first-run week of “The Tonight Show” for the first time this season in adults 18-49 – the programs tied every other week this season in both measures. First-run weeks of THE LATE SHOW beat “Tonight” every week this season by more than +1 million viewers with 3-day viewing.

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11.07.2018

“THE LATE SHOW” LIVE ELECTION NIGHT BROADCAST POSTS LARGEST TUESDAY AUDIENCE SINCE JUNE AND BEST TUESDAY ADULTS 18-49 DELIVERY IN 18 MONTHS ACCORDING TO UPDATED, TIME-ZONE-ADJUSTED FAST NATIONAL NUMBERS FROM NIELSEN

Last night, the live THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT focused on election results and delivered 3.38 million viewers with a 0.6 in A18-49 according to Nielsen Time Zone Adjusted Fast Affiliate Ratings for Tuesday, Nov. 6. This marks THE LATE SHOW’s largest Tuesday audience since June 5 and best Tuesday A18-49 delivery in over 18 months (since May 23, 2017).

THE LATE SHOW also posted its largest audience on any night since Oct. 4 and a season-best A18-49 performance. 

1.06.2018

CBS HIGHLIGHTS FOR WEEK SIX OF 2018-2019 BROADCAST SEASON

TUESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY “ROLL TIDE” FOR CBS

“BULL” AND “FBI” BEST SINCE PREMIERE NUMBERS

“The Big Bang Theory,” “NCIS” and “Young Sheldon”

RETAIN TITLE AS TOP THREE Entertainment Programs -

“FBI” IS #4

“FBI” ADDS VIEWERS AND IS ONCE AGAIN WEEK’S TOP NEW DRAMA

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE BESTS LSU TIGERS WITH MASSIVE

SATURDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL NUMBERS

CBS took on all comers and retook the viewer crown for week six of the 2018-2019 television season, while remaining the most-watched network for the season-to-date. THE BIG BANG THEORY, NCIS and YOUNG SHELDON were once again the top three most-watched scripted series, while FBI was the most-watched new drama according to Nielsen live plus same day ratings for the week ending Nov. 4.

For week six of the new season, CBS had an average of 8.02 million viewers, beating second place NBC (7.83m) followed by FOX (5.51m) and ABC (4.27m). Season-to-date, CBS is first with 9.13 million viewers, and NBC is second (8.89m), followed by FOX (7.63m) and ABC (5.77m).

CBS had the top four scripted programs in viewers for the week: THE BIG BANG THEORY, NCIS, YOUNG SHELDON and FBI.

On Monday, at 10:00 PM, BULL was first in viewers (7.23m), and posted the show’s largest audience since its Sept. 24 season premiere. Compared to last week, BULL added +470,000 viewers (from 6.76m, +7%). 

On Tuesday, CBS dramas drove the network to a first-place finish in viewers (9.76m). CBS posted the Network’s best Tuesday viewer delivery since Oct. 9. NCIS was first in viewers (12.32m) and added +1.06m viewers from last week (from 11.26m, +9%). NCIS was the night’s #1 program in viewers. FBI was first in viewers (9.41m) as well, also adding +590,000 viewers from last week (from 8.82m, +7%). FBI was the night’s #1 new program with its largest audience since its Sept. 25 series premiere. NCIS: NEW ORLEANS was also first in viewers, adding +440,000 (7.56m from 7.12m, +6%).

On Thursday, CBS was second in viewers (8.02m) behind NFL football, but THE BIG BANG THEORY was the most-watched program on any network (12.64m). YOUNG SHELDON was also first in its time period in viewers (11.07m). Compared to last week, YOUNG SHELDON added +110,000 viewers (from 10.96m, +1%) and was the night’s #2 program in viewers. MOM at 9:00 PM stayed solid and was second in viewers (7.90m) behind football, as was MURPHY BROWN (5.94m viewers) and S.W.A.T. (5.22m).

On Friday, CBS was again the most-watched network (7.56m) for the fifth Friday (out of six) this season. The Network also posted a season-best Friday viewer delivery. MACGYVER was first in viewers (6.06m) and posted its second largest audience of the season. Compared to last week, MACGYVER added +160,000 viewers (from 5.90m, +3%). HAWAII FIVE-0 was also first in viewers (7.88m), adults 25-54 (1.4/05) and adults 18-49 (0.9/04) while posting its largest audience since April 6 and best adults 18-49 rating since the Sept. 28 season premiere. Compared to last week, HAWAII FIVE-0 was up +29% in adults 18-49 (from 0.7/03) and added +910,000 viewers (from 6.97m, +13%). HAWAII FIVE-0 was the night’s #2 program in viewers, behind BLUE BLOODS, which was tops in viewers (8.73m) and adults 18-49 (0.8/04). BLUE BLOODS also posted its largest audience since its Sept. 28 premiere. Compared to last week, BLUE BLOODS was up +14% in adults 18-49 (from 0.7/03) and added +830,000 viewers (from 7.90m, +11%).

On Saturday night, college football on CBS (Alabama at LSU) was a monster with 11.54 million viewers and a 3.3/15 in adults 18-49. Compared to the game on the same night last year (LSU at Alabama), CBS was up +74% in adults 18-49 and added +4.80 million viewers (from 6.74m, +71%). CBS handily won the night.

On Sunday, 60 MINUTES was second in viewers (9.85m) while adding +1.88 million viewers (from 7.97m, +24%). 60 MINUTES was the night’s #1 non-sports program in viewers. At 8:00 PM, GOD FRIENDED ME was also second in viewers (7.40m) while adding +460,000 viewers (from 6.94m, +7%). GOD FRIENDED ME was the night’s #1 scripted series in viewers. NCIS: LOS ANGELES at 9:00 PM was also second in viewers (7.04m), as was MADAM SECRETARY (5.23m).

NATIONAL NIELSEN SUMMARY - PRIMETIME

Week #6 of 2018-2019 Season (ending: 11/4/18)

VIEWERS
	(000)
CBS	8,019
NBC	7,831
ABC	4,273
FOX	5,514

A25-54
	Rtg	Sh
CBS	1.9	6
NBC	2.4	8
ABC	1.2	4
FOX	2.0	7

A18-49
	Rtg	Sh
CBS	1.3	6
NBC	1.9	8
ABC	0.9	4
FOX	1.6	7

SEASON-TO-DATE RATINGS REPORT (9/24/18-11/4/18)

VIEWERS
	(000)
CBS	9,126
NBC	8,891
ABC	5,768
FOX	7,627

A25-54
	Rtg	Sh
CBS	2.2	7
NBC	2.8	10
ABC	1.7	6
FOX	2.7	9

A18-49
	Rtg	Sh
CBS	1.5	6
NBC	2.2	9
ABC	1.3	5
FOX	2.2	9

“THE CBS DREAM TEAM… IT’S EPIC!” Storylines for November

11.05.2018

ENCORE STORYLINES FOR “THE CBS DREAM TEAM… IT’S EPIC!” SATURDAY, NOV. 24

(Check Local Listings)

LUCKY DOG WITH BRANDON MCMILLAN

“Ginger” – A young terrier mix might be the best friend a 9-year-old boy has been hoping for. But Brandon is in for a lot of work if he’s going to transform this untrained dog into a well-mannered family member that’s good with power tools, hoverboards and cats. (OAD 9/29/18)

DR. CHRIS PET VET

“Fighting Spirit” – Dr. Chris meets a young wallaby with an ear injury and a fighting spirit. Can Chris get this scrappy boy back on his feet? Also, Tim needs to give two antelopes pedicures, but it won’t be easy. Then, Lisa gives a newly adopted puppy a comprehensive first exam. (OAD 9/29/18)

THE HENRY FORD’S INNOVATION NATION

“Flyboard Air” – Host Mo Rocca shows us the jet hoverboard that flies over 100 miles per hour, as high as 9,000 feet; 3D-printed homes built in a day; the new food made from pond scum; and when the world transitioned from horses to cars. (OAD 9/29/18)

THE INSPECTORS

“Diagnosis: Negative” – A double-billing scheme is afoot, and Amanda and Mitch are on the case. Unbeknownst to these patients, their insurance is billed for unnecessary treatments, and the bills are piling up. Amanda and Mitch find that Preston is closer to the crime than they thought. (OAD 10/6/18)

HOPE IN THE WILD

“Hope for Spring Babies” – Hope Swinimer and her team of interns and volunteers welcome an injured beaver, care for baby starlings, and rescue baby squirrels trapped in a dashboard. (OAD 9/29/18)

PET VET DREAM TEAM

“The Tortoise and the Husky” – A young husky is seriously injured after a run-in with a car. Can the SASH team stitch her back up and reunite Mischa with her loving family? Then, a critically endangered Galapagos tortoise named Hugo needs a health check...but it’ll take all of Tim’s team to help him get there. (OAD 9/29/18)

The following is the CBS DREAM TEAM… IT’S EPIC! Saturday morning lineup for the 2018-2019 season as of Sept. 29. Schedule’s day and time may differ market-to-market. Check local listings.

9:00-9:30 AM, ET	LUCKY DOG (6th Season)
9:30-10:00 AM, ET	DR. CHRIS PET VET (6th Season)
10:00-10:30 AM, ET	THE HENRY FORD’S INNOVATION NATION (5th Season)
10:30-11:00 AM, ET	THE INSPECTORS (4th Season)
11:00-11:30 AM, ET	HOPE IN THE WILD (New)
11:30-12:00 PM, ET	PET VET DREAM TEAM (2nd Season)

Please note: In some markets, CBS News’ CBS THIS MORNING: SATURDAY will be broadcast 7:00-9:00 AM, ET/PT.

CBS Twitter: @CBSTweet

Talent on Twitter:

Mo Rocca	@MoRocca
Brandon McMillan	@BrandonMcMillan
Dr. Chris Brown	@BondiVet
Bret Green	@bretjgreen
Terry Serpico	@terryserpico
Harrison Knight	@harrisonxknight
Erica-Marie Sanchez	@ericamsanchez
Dr. Lisa Chimes	@DrLisa Chimes
Tim Faulkner	@TimsWildlife

Shows on Twitter:

CBS Dream Team	@CBSDreamTeam
Lucky Dog	@CBSLuckyDog
Innovation Nation	@CBSInnovationTV
Dr. Chris Pet Vet	@CBSPetVet
The Inspectors	@CBSInspectors
Pet Vet Dream Team	@cbsvetteam
Hope in the Wild	@CBSHopeinWild

Last Call with Carson Daly Listings 4/26 - 5/4 on NBC

News

April 26, 2018

LISTINGS FOR 'LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY': APRIL 26 – MAY 4

(Mondays - Fridays, 1:35 a.m. - 2:05 a.m. ET/PT, Immediately following “Late Night with Seth Meyers”)

Thursday, April 26: Guests include Hayley Atwell with musical guest MIMICKING BIRDS and guest James Norton.

Friday, April 27: Guests include Jim Sturgess with musical guest CREEPER and guest Max Winkler. (OAD 3/22/18)

**Monday, April 30: Guests include The Russo Brothers with musical guest NECK DEEP and guest Elle Duncan.

**Tuesday, May 1: Guests include Natalie Martinez with musical guest THE FEVER 333 and guest Leland Melvin.

**Wednesday, May 2: Guests include Shaquille O’Neal & Elisa New with musical guest CREEPER and guest Tommy Wiseau & Greg Sestero.

**Thursday, May 3: Guests include Rachel Bloom & Adam Pally with musical guest COIN and guest Eugenio Derbez.

**Friday, May 4: Guests include Bobby Lee with musical guest JUNGLE and guest Travis Fimmel. (OAD 4/2/18)

These listings are subject to change.

**denotes changes or additions

Late Night with Seth Meyers 4/27 - 5/4 on NBC

News

April 27, 2018

LISTINGS FOR NBC'S 'LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS' April 27 – May 4

Friday, April 27: Guests Tiffany Haddish and musical guest The War on Drugs. Gil Sharone sits-in with the 8G Band. (OAD 4/9/18)

Monday, April 30: Guests John Mulaney and Lauren Ambrose. Carter McLean sits-in with the 8G Band. Show 0678.

**Tuesday, May 1: Guests Kathy Griffin, Matthew Rhys and Jonny Sun. Carter McLean sits-in with the 8G Band. Show 0679.

Wednesday, May 2: Guests Priyanka Chopra, Mike O'Brien and musical guest Lord Huron. Carter McLean sits-in with the 8G Band. Show 0680.

Thursday, May 3: Guests Keith Urban, Stephanie Beatriz and musical guest Keith Urban. Carter McLean sits-in with the 8G Band. Show 0681.

**Friday, May 4: Guests Chris Evans, Desus & Mero and musical guest Lily Allen. Sarah Tomek sits-in with the 8G Band. (OAD 4/23/18)

Late Night with Seth Meyers 4/24-5/1 on NBC

LISTINGS FOR NBC'S 'LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS' April 24 – May 1

Tuesday, April 24: Guests Ice T and Sarah Kendzior. Sarah Tomek sits-in with the 8G Band. Show 0675.

Wednesday, April 25: Guests Jimmy Fallon, Patton Oswalt and musical guest Kylie Minogue. Sarah Tomek sits-in with the 8G Band. Show 0676.

**Thursday, April 26: Guests Chris Hayes, Brian Koppelman & David Levien. Sarah Tomek sits-in with the 8G Band. Show 0677.

Friday, April 27: Guests Tiffany Haddish and musical guest The War on Drugs. Gil Sharone sits-in with the 8G Band. (OAD 4/9/18)

Monday, April 30: Guests John Mulaney and Lauren Ambrose. Carter McLean sits-in with the 8G Band. Show 0678.

**Tuesday, May 1: Guests Kathy Griffin and Jonny Sun. Carter McLean sits-in with the 8G Band. Show 0679.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 4/23-4/30 on NBC

News

April 23, 2018

'THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON' LISTINGS: APRIL 23 – APRIL 30

Monday, April 23: Guests include Adam Sandler & Chris Rock, Sting & Shaggy and musical guest Sting & Shaggy. Show 856

Tuesday, April 24: Guests include Kevin James, Questlove and musical guest Sigrid. Show 857

Wednesday, April 25: Guests include Serena Williams, Priyanka Chopra and David Blaine. Show 858

Thursday, April 26: Guests include Kevin Bacon, Alexis Bledel and musical guest The Bacon Brothers. Show 859

Friday, April 27: Guests include Dr. Phil McGraw, Hailey Baldwin and Julio Torres. Show 860

**Monday, April 30: Guests include Roseanne Barr, Tony Hale and musical guest Miguel. Show 861

These listings are subject to change.

**denotes changes or additions

QUOTABLES FROM 'THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON' April 16 – April 20

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 4.16.18

Robert De Niro is on the show. His friends call him “Bob,” so backstage I said, “Hi, Bob!” And he said, “It’s Mr. De Niro.”

Let’s get to some news here. Former FBI Director James Comey was interviewed on ABC last night, and he said that Trump often changes his story and contradicts himself. In response, Trump said, "Yes I don't."

Comey’s promoting his new book “A Higher Loyalty.” Trump is furious about it because it insults his leadership, and because it forced him to read a book.

Oh, and I wanna say congratulations to John Stamos and his wife who had a baby boy this weekend! And somehow the baby has already aged more than John Stamos.

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 4.17.18

Guys, today is Tax Day! And hopefully, I’m not the first person telling you that. You’ve still got 20 minutes to make it down to Mexico!

That’s right, it’s Tax Day! Of course, Stormy Daniels did her taxes. And I thought this was interesting – she listed her hush money from Donald Trump under “Gross Income.”

Of course, I’m just kidding. But she did list sleeping with Trump as a “charitable donation.”

Actually, Tax Day is tricky for President Trump. Under "filing status" he crossed out “Married” and wrote "It's Complicated."

Get this. In honor of Tax Day, Hardee’s offered free breakfast biscuits if you said the password “Made From Scratch.” Arby’s had a similar deal. They gave you a free roast beef sandwich with the password, “Made From Squirrel.”

Yesterday, President Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen, known for paying hush money for his clients, revealed that he has ANOTHER client, Sean Hannity. Today, Hannity said, “I know you’re all stunned,” then everyone was like, “Not really!”

That’s right, Hannity's been going on TV to defend President Trump without revealing that he and Trump have the same lawyer. Which is like Dora the Explorer going on TV to defend backpacks, without revealing that her best friend is a talking backpack.

Some tech news. Twitter went down today in parts of the U.S. So between that and people deleting Facebook, MySpace was like, "We're back, baby!"

I heard about an official in Japan who was arrested yesterday for taking out his garbage in the nude. Wow, when that guy takes out his junk, he really takes out ALL OF HIS JUNK.

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 4.18.18

Guys, big news – 4/20 is just two days away! Though if you’re the kind of person who celebrates 4/20, something tells me you’re not waiting ‘til Friday.

The tax deadline was extended by 24 hours yesterday! So if you haven't done your taxes yet – well, you're too late AGAIN.

Letitia Wright is on the show tonight! She played a gadget expert in "Black Panther." It’s nice to meet a tech genius who didn’t spend the last two weeks testifying in Congress.

Let’s get to some news. This week, Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been staying at Mar-a-Lago with Trump, and Trump said he wanted to “sneak out” and play golf with him. While Abe says he just wanted to “sneak out.”

But they did play golf this morning. Abe said playing with Trump was kinda weird. Every time Trump got it in the hole, he’d have his lawyer send it hush money.

And last night, Trump and Melania had dinner with Abe and his wife. There was an awkward moment when Trump kept yelling at the waiter, "This sushi is raw! Send it back!"

And I saw that this week Trump officially nominated a new CIA Director, Gina Haspel. The next step: getting Trump to stop pronouncing her name as “Gyna.”

You guys, I saw that this week the Vatican is offering a class on exorcisms. It’s the only class where the guy in front of you cheats off your paper by turning his head around 180 degrees.

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 4.19.18

Guys, it’s almost 4/20. That’s right it’s 4/20 eve – that special time of year where stoners spend the entire night waiting for Seth Rogen to come down the chimney.

Let’s get to some news. Today, President Trump went to Key West for a briefing. At first, Trump was confused cuz he thought “Key West” was the guy married to Kim Kardashian.

Get this. I read that Trump’s meeting with Kim Jong Un could take place in Sweden or Switzerland. Apparently it all depends on whether Trump’s in the mood for meatballs or cheese. (TRUMP) “It’s really a Sophie’s choice.”

Next week, Trump is hosting German Chancellor Angela Merkel at the White House for the second time. This is so historic – it’s the first time Trump has met with a woman this often and NOT paid her 130,000 dollars.

Earlier today, Trump found out he made TIME magazine’s list of the “Most Influential People.” The editors said the annoying part was reading all the letters of recommendation he wrote for himself. (TRUMP) “Trump is bigly influential!”

Some entertainment news. I saw that “Survivor” is coming back for a 37th season. I think they’re starting to run out of locations – they just announced that the next season is being held at Costco on a Saturday.

Speaking of TV. Evan Rachel Wood is on the show tonight! She's the star of "Westworld," a show about robots that look identical to humans and cause major chaos. Or, as it's also known, Facebook.

Listen to this. A group of scientists in Singapore built a robot that can put together Ikea furniture. That’s when you know something’s wrong – when it’s easier to build a ROBOT than an Ikea dresser.

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 4.20.18

Guys, today is 4/20! So if you see someone who’s totally out of it and eating lots of snacks, don’t worry, that’s just the President of the United States.

I saw that this week, the Senate confirmed Trump’s pick to lead NASA, Jim Bridenstine. Yeah, “Bridenstine.” It sounds less like a NASA official, and more like a wedding show on TLC.

Oh, get this. There’s speculation that Stormy Daniels might run for office. Stormy says she'd be the first politician in history who's honest about screwing you.

Speaking of Stormy Daniels. After she released a sketch of the guy who threatened her in 2011, Trump called it a "nonexistent man." Or, as Eric Trump calls that, “a father."

I saw that Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski just bought a race horse named Gronk. Yeah, they say he spends most of his time eating grass and chasing after birds, while the horse just kinda watches.

Highlights for ABC News’ ‘Good Morning America,’ September 11–15

HIGHLIGHTS FOR ABC NEWS’ ‘GOOD MORNING AMERICA,’

SEPTEMBER 11–15

The following report highlights the programming of ABC’s “Good Morning America” during the week of September 11–15. “Good Morning America” is a two-hour, live program anchored by Robin Roberts, George Stephanopoulos, Michael Strahan, Lara Spencer and Amy Robach, and Ginger Zee is the chief meteorologist. The morning news program airs MONDAY-FRIDAY (7:00-9:00 a.m. ET), on The ABC Television Network.

Highlights of the week include: 

Monday, September 11– “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Yolanda Hadid (“Believe Me: My Battle with the Invisible Disability of Lyme Disease”)

Tuesday, September 12 – Professional Tennis player Maria Sharapova (“Unstoppable: My Life So Far”); Miss America 2018; Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins (“A Sick Life: TLC ‘n Me: Stories From On and Off the Stage”)

Wednesday, September 13 – NBA Player Russell Westbrook (“Russell Westbrook: Style Drivers”) 

Thursday, September 14 – Deals and Steals with contributor Tory Johnson

Friday, September 15 – USC football player Jake Olson

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